Okay so I haven’t ‘Tumbled’ in a while, I think I decided to keep it more as a record of my stoner dreams. So here’s my stoner dream from last night.

The dream took place in some sort of university campus with various key locations like a swimming pool, a gym, courtyard and for some reason, a Lidl store. It was also at night seeing as there weren’t that many people around. :)

The dream had two parts, unfortunately I don’t remember much of the first bit so I’ll give you the basic story. In this University type place the main location for me was the swimming pool (at least in the first part), some bloke had converted it somehow and now it miraculously gave super powers although I wasn’t sure what they would be at this point. The pool was basically just the same with the lights turned off and some machinery under the water. I came in to see someone being lowered into it, he wasn’t struggling so I can only assume he volunteered. When he was below the surface lights turned on under the water which oddly enough looked like sunlight. The next bits a blur so we’ll assume I waited till they left and tried it on myself.

Part 2! I was kinda pissed off because the super power thingy hadn’t worked on me, I mean the lights turned on and everything but no new abilities had been granted to me. I then fell asleep (in the dream… which was… confusing) and in that dream within a dream (lol) I felt the super powers emerging. I didn’t have my eyes open but I could feel what was happening, I was lifting into the air slowly and smoothly. Suddenly sunlight poured out from my body and I fell to the floor. I was also convinced that I’d just killed someone as they had been on the sofa next to me and weren’t any more. I then did what I thought was the only logical thing to do… I went to find the people who’d used the machine before me. I found one of the guy’s (the one who built the machine not the one who used it) and I tried to convince him that I’d used it and gained powers and that I might have accidentally killed someone. He didn’t believe me but followed nonetheless (through Lidl’s) back to the sofas. There on the wall was what could possibly be interpreted as blood stains but it wasn’t exactly clear or obvious.
 I wandered around for a bit and came to the gym where a guy and a girl were practising something and they asked where their third member was (I could possibly have killed him) anyway they said if I found him I should give him his pet back. They then handed me a live raccoon… and not a mangy one, a well treated, tame one who I loved more than the world itself! I actually saw the third member coming back so I obviously hadn’t killed him but I still wanted some more time with the raccoon so walked in the other direction… walked past some random stuff like a dragon singing loudly (opera style) over the top of some persons conversation with a unicorn. Then my raccoon turned into a dog, and a wolf came up to great it. I tried to feed the wolf but was a little anxious in case my hand was bitten off, it didn’t really matter because the owners of the wolf and raccoon (it had turned back now) had come back and reclaimed them.

So in summery I didn’t get superpowers, nor did I get a raccoon.

Or did I?

;) 

Okay I fell asleep at around 2pm last night, I woke up at 3pm so a good sleep all round methinks, anyway it appears I had a zombie dream (maybe for the entire night).

It starts with me and I assume my family driving up to this massive (and I mean massive) stately house, well, more of a mansion really. Inside it’s all formal (suits and dresses) and what looks like every person I have ever known or met is at this massive party. I’ve drawn a basic floor plan of the house (they are basic there’re loads of little walkways and corridors not shown.

Okay back to the story, so I entered just to the left of the banquet hall where I immediately ditched my family to try and find some of my friends, I seemed to meet everyone but them of course *rolls eyes* including, well, basically everyone I’ve ever met. After searching most of the ground floor to no avail, bearing in mind the place is now almost packed with party-goers kids included, I decided to find my room (705) and put my stuff away before continuing the search, my friends could well be in the garden smoking. Once I got to my room after wading through what seemed like hordes of children I got to my room and unpacked, and noticed a TV screen showing a CCTV of the hallway outside my room, I ignored it (it was just showing loads of people milling through the hall anyway)… After an unspecified amount of time I decided it would be prudent to now find my friends and just before I got to the door I noticed the TV screen was now empty. Confused I walked over to it to change channels to different halls, all being deserted. I managed to go through all the halls (just on my side of the building) and got back to mine, except now there was a person standing there at the end of the row. He or she was definitely a zombie, so I did the only normal thing to do in a horribly vivid dream… I hid behind the bed while I watched the shadow of it move past the blinds on the window. After it had gone I cycled through the channels on the TV again and managed to figure out what was happening; basically there was an 8 foot tall Nazi commander in charge of the zombies, 4 Medusa type things and then a shit load of zombies. I managed to find in my room (why I have no idea) a nasty looking knife that was curved inwards, more like a talon than anything else. I tried to form a plan involving sneaking past the zombie horde and finding the security room where there’d be more camera footage and go from there.

As I left the room and butchered the zombie waiting outside my friends came up behind me, (sadly nobody specific just a group of people who were deemed ‘friends’, maybe I made some of them up or they could have been people I know in real life I didn’t check), I told them of my plan to got to the security office and they agreed (oh I also took a small circle mirror from my room for the Medusa creatures). We managed to avoid the majority of the zombies until we got to the stairs… there a large ‘patrol’ of them were waiting and we had to fight our way through including one of the Medusa’s. While they continued fighting their way to the security office I headed towards the banquet hall on the basis that that was where I last saw my family. Well… I found where all the kids had gone o.O… its a bit of a blur but lots of hacking and slashing that ended with me starting a fire between me and them, they kept on through so now I had to deal with child zombies on fire! I decided to ‘fuck that shit’ and try and find the rest of the group. Unfortunately it seemed the zombies (and the Nazi dude) were more than aware of our presence so trying to be stealthy was a lot harder and trying to get from where I was (kitchen area?) to the security office was nigh impossible (I should point out I’m not entirely sure where this security office was since I never got there, I assume it was the other side of the building from the kitchen on the ground floor). Anyhow I sneaked/fought my way back to my room since there was at least some form of surveillance there (The TV) and I could see what the hell was happening.

Once I got to my room I found out what was now happening to the group, they were only a couple of corridors away from me and they were trying to fight their way to the Nazi, most of them were already dead and it didn’t seem like the rest of them would last much longer either. Needless to say I ran to their aid, meeting a Medusa along the way… didn’t even need the mirror just stabbed her eyes out :).

When I got there I realised I’d come from the other direction (behind the Nazi) so I crept up behind him, sliced the back of his knee so he was a more suitable height, then slit his throat. :D

After that the zombies were no longer organised and we could dispose of them at our leisure without much risk.

Twas a fun dream

-.o

 

(Consequence is played by writing out the stages of a story line by line, each line you fold over what you had written and pass it round)

Here are 3 of our stories that made sense:

‘Paul Willis met Elastigirl at a night club in the east end.  He said, “my anus is bleeding!” She said, “£10.00.” He slapped her in the face then poked her boob, She was kinda surprised but sucked him off nonetheless and the consequence was they got frisked by 2 very camp mental patients which they much enjoyed and it turned into a mass orgy.’  

‘Jed Mosely met a French girl at the owl cave. He said, “I’ll take you to the candy shop, I’ll let you lick my…” She said, “I’m a double D bitch!” He fingered himself so violently that he shit himself, she transformed into a necromorph and began to anal probe him with her slimy tentacles and the consequence was that they now have three kids and are both 14.’

Chris met Julia Gunner at the junction between the small and large intestine. He said, “No, only if that guy stops watching then you can go back down there.” She said, “Chris, I’ll do you anywhere.” He slapped her with a wet fish, she took his 9 inch wonder of a cock out of her mouth and spat his cum in his face and the consequence was they realized mike had been smelling them without them noticing this entire time.’

:)

Up to date!

woot….

Bit of a dumb question if you ask me, but then again I’m a fairly dumb person. Its vital basically unless of course you’re looking for a job which trains you to do it and even then you’re going to have to base it around some sort of knowledge.

Or y’know you could just win the lottery.

;)

What does that even mean? Are you asking me to bitch about my family? -.^

fine.

Mum - is awesome, everyone agrees… takes a lot for her to get stressed but me and my sis have managed it on several occasions :/

Dad - Wonderful in company, life and soul of the party… when he isn’t and its just us as a family he’s a bit of a dick… waaaaay to stressed but he tries so we forgive him XD

Bonus Round: Sis - Has asbergers reminds me of when I was a kid but maybe slightly more annoying, I am constantly aggravated by her but like I said she reminds me of me so I can’t judge… (although I do anyway) 

Oh I may actually enjoy writing about this one but I’ll do my best to keep it under wraps since I’ve said the majority of this before.

Religion: If I had to choose one, or if I was religious in any way, I’d probably veer towards Christianity. I was raised Christian but I realised even when I was a kid that it was something I was completely happy not thinking about, I was just as happy ignoring it all as I was with it, but this way involved less effort… fantastic :)

Philosophy: I think in some way I always have been (but certainly ever since I joined college) I have been a Nihilist, look at the wiki page on it if you want but pretty basically no matter what you believe in you have to admit that compared to the vastness of the universe and reality, we’re fairly unimportant… I mean if our entire planet is minuscule compared to everything else than you or I as individuals are fairly insignificant… kinda sad I guess but I’m constantly reminded of it and the benefits are that I’m not bothered by much… If there is so many more important things happening then why should I care about the trivial things? Okay… maybe an easier way of putting this is imagine yourself in (insert long period of time here) and thinking back to now, this moment in your life… was it of any real value to you as a person or in any other way? :]

Ok, I said I’ll do it and I shall, but I’ve been busy with other shiz.

I’ll admit the ‘highs’ far, far out weight the lows… there’s been a couple of moments in the past year where I’ve either panicked over future plans or people have pushed me to MAKE plans both of which I detest.

The highs however have been fan-fucking-tastic with no sarcasm whatsoever. Probably one of the best years of my life so far (and I’ll wager it’ll be in the top few of my life in total). With HESFES, pubs, clubbing and generally getting wankered to the point of demonic possession in various people houses.

I hope this year will at least be a shiny reflection of last year.

:) 

day 17 blah blah blah, too baked to list things, I’ll do it tomorrow :)

most boring question ever.

Don’t really care about the difference really, if it’s mainstream it’s easier to find and hear randomly…

I’ll listen to anything :/